Friday, April 17, 2009

> >Two women were sitting together in an endless wait in the LAX airport.?

> >Two women were sitting together in an endless wait in the LAX airport.

> >The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man.

> >The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from the South.

> >

> >When the conversation centered on whether they had any children the

> >California woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my

> >husband built a beautiful mansion for me."

> >

> >The lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"

> >

> >The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband

> bought

> >me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz."

> >

> >Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious"

> >

> >The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born, my

> >husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet."

> >

> >Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"

> >

> >The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for

> you

> >when you had your first child?"

> >

> >"My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Southern lady.

> >

> >"Charm school?" the first woman cried, "Oh my God! What on earth for??"

> >

> >The Southern lady responded, "Well for example, instead of saying , "Who

> >gives a ****", I learned to say, "Well, isn't that precious?


lol thats funny :) i guess a lot of ppl need charm school :D

true .lol

lol..........

thats funny i need to get out of charm school

LOL

lol thats a good one star for you

hahahaha good one!

thats preety funny!!

that was very cute and I loved it * for you

awesome! lol

haha! funny!!

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